Dear Michelle,

You are probably perfectly nice in person, but I HATE YOU, because I hate Gerogina for being an awful, awful person, and many actions which I will not elaborate on because I don't want to spoil it for my roommate, who is very behind episode-wise. Anyway, I hate you, I hate what you wore to the Met Gala, I hate your too-sharp incisors. What are you wearing, a lamé skirt over a one-shouldered leotard? You got all of that at American Apparel, didn't you? Stop ruining Serena/Nate's life.
xoxo
Lauren
P.S. I know Georgina is a fictional character, but it's been ingrained in me. Every time I see Michelle, I get very, very angry.